I have watched an episode of American Horror Story. I still watch Spongebob Squarepants. I hate horror films. I love horror films. I prefer comedy over horror. I prefer horror over comedy. I have watched an episode of a TV show in the last 24 hours. It’s currently night. It’s currently morning. I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’m procrastinating right now. I’d rather read than watch a movie. I am excited for something coming up. I think I will smoke when I’m older. I have (a) tattoo(s). I have no tattoos. I have tattoos but I regret them. I have no tattoos but I want some. I have a friend who smokes. I smoke. I’m straight. I’m gay. I’m bisexual. I don’t know/care I have an eating disorder. (sort of) I have self harmed. I have been diagnosed with depression. I hate when people self-diagnose themselves with depression. I have been sad for ages but I have never been diagnosed with depression. I’m wearing my pajamas right now. I’m wearing something white. I’m wearing something blue. I’m wearing something black. I’m wearing something red. I’ve been shopping in the last 24 hours. I have filmed a video in the last 24 hours. I have a YouTube account and I upload videos. I have a YouTube account but I don’t upload videos. I am listening to music right now. I have vomited from crying so much before. I have been given a gift in the last 24 hours. I have given someone a gift in the last 24 hours. My birthday is in December. My birthday is in April. My birthday is in June. I have an iPhone. I have had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend. I have never had a relationship. I’m single I’m happy right now. I’m sad right now. I’ve been in a fight in the last week. I’ve been to the cinemas in the last week. I am a Christian. I attend church. I have a bible. I’m an atheist. I don’t have a belief in anything, I just go with whatever. I’ve seen an animated movie in the last week. I’ve seen a horror movie in the last week. I’ve met someone famous. I’ve met a singer. I’ve met an actress. I’ve met an actor. I’ve met a YouTuber. I’ve met a band. I’ve met an author. I’ve met a script writer. I’ve met a cast of a tv show. I’ve been on a tv show. I’ve been on tv. I love British accents. I love Irish accents. I hate Irish accents. I hate British accents. I live in America. I live in Australia. I don’t like the school I am attending right now. I don’t like my country. I love the school I am attending right now. I have one all-time favourite song. I’ve been to several concerts. I’ve been to no concerts. I really want something right now. I have no money. I have more than $20 currently. I have a job. I want a better job. I don’t have a job. I have a favourite actor. I have several favourite actors. I have one favourite movie. I play Xbox. I play Playstation. I play on the PC. I play video games. I hate chocolate. I have allergies. I love cats. I have let someone use me. I have let someone hurt me. I say ‘LOL’ out loud. I am wearing a dress right now. I have disappointed myself in the last 24 hours. I have cried in the last 5 hours. I have cried myself to sleep in the last week. I have had coffee recently. I am wearing makeup right now. I don’t wear makeup. I prefer boots to converse. There’s rubbish around me right now. I am currently on my phone. I am currently on my laptop. There’s more than 2 tabs open on my laptop right now. A YouTube video has made me cry before. I cry a lot. I hate crying, I still watch Disney. I love Friends, the TV show. I watch Skins. I have a Facebook. I have an Instagram account. I have ask.fm. I don’t go on Omegle and I don’t see the big deal of it. I like Mario and Luigi. I don’t mind Ke$ha. I wear a lot of makeup. I am older than 20. I am younger than 18. I have a driving license. I have school tomorrow. It’s currently Summer. It’s currently Winter. I hate Winter. I hate Summer. I love surveys. I’ve been single for more than 4 years currently. I’ve been in a relationship lasting for longer than 1 year. I’m married. I laugh a lot. I’m serious when I want to be. I love quotes.
There was a study done where they got a man to harass a woman in the park
and then they did it the other way around.
Several stopped the man but they let the woman slap and scream
and yank his hair.
They asked a professional who concluded that compared to men,
women aren’t seen as enough to be a threat.
My friend’s principal from three years ago
took his kids and ran
because he kept showing up to work
with bruises put there weekly by his loving wife
and everyone told him to take it like a man.
Last week I listened as a guy laughed off the idea
that a woman could violate him
and I thought of an interview on a news show
where they showed a boy who flinched inwards
every time a girl touched him
because of the exact reason the guy laughed off.
When compared to men,
Women aren’t seen as a threat
so men feel free to take whatever they like.
Women aren’t seen as a threat
so no one takes men seriously
when a woman
breaks them open.
'When a Girl Slaps a Guy on a Sitcom It's Hilarious: Why Guys Need Feminism,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
Can I just say that it’s so nice to see something about women abusing men that doesn’t try to say feminism is the root of all evil, and in fact realizes the sexism against women is part of why this shit happens?
but what happened there, like they both flew to each other’s cities but then made out anyway??? like what happened? does darren have superpowers where his body can stay in one place but his face just floo powder powers into another place? we’ll never know…
Darren’s just so darn cool he defies the laws of space and time.
“And it isn’t that I’m so unhappy I don’t want to live anymore. That’s not what it feels like. It feels more like I’m tired and bored and the party’s gone on too long and I want to go home. I feel flat and there doesn’t seem to be anything to look forward to, so I’d rather call it a day.”—Nick Hornby, About a Boy (via dolljpeg)
8-bit version of why’d you only call me when you’re high?
holy fuck, holy fuck, i love this. i love this so much, oh my god. i want to listen to everything in 8-bit and this espescially on repeat. holy fuck im having a crisis. im having an identity crisis oh my god. this is amazing. i fucking love this. holy shit. shitting fuck of a fuckwad cunt. oh ,man, oh fuck. someone send help